Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers

IMG_20191016_194730.jpgIn this episode, things are gettin’…strange as Doom is in an off mood and asking weird questions of a man who’s just hoping to win the lottery or get a lunch, depending on who you go around askin’.

The fellas are talking Picard and busting up a few flying rumors about the next show, before Fitz regales the dumber and darker one with tales of old people he spotted across a room and the return of grandma walkin’ tacos from his recent con trip.

Doom pats them on the back about that whole Sony/Disney business (that has since been resolved again), a mega star reaches for Fitz’s crank, and some wacky bastard hits 3 cons in one weekend to shill his wacky wares in this…odd episode of The Most Consistent Podcast You’ve Never Heard Of!

URL: Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers
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Episode 085: That Guy Is Flamboyant

Sulu-fencing2In this episode, the fellas are reminiscing about the golden days of yor and the wackiness that happened in the childhood of one of them, can you guess which?

Fitz is all aquiver at the guest list as Wizard World Chicago is approaching, and all enraged because of certain changes that were made and not announced!

Then, they wrap up the show talking about Doom’s discovery and growing love of a brand new show…that was made 50+ years ago…also, they probably make a bunch of off color jokes, but you already knew that, so enjoy

 

URL: Episode 085: That Guy Is Flamboyant
Direct Download: tnb085.mp3

Episode 079: Pecker Checkin Alien

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In this episode, the fellas are attempting to tell you about some fun they recently engaged in together when the show gets hijacked for another exciting edition of Aw, Son Of A Fitz!

Fitz, Doom, Diddy Bow, and Ang all collided for the 2019 Wizard World St. Louis Comic-Con and we are gonna tell you all about it in this old school lengthened episode of nerdery.

From the dramatic heartbreak of a childhood voice cancelling, to a salty seaman loving pirate pitchman whoring his wares, and an eavesdropping douche, we cover it all and more, gang, in this fun filled installment.

Video featured in Son Of Fitz:
Toy Chica The High School Years

URL: Episode 079: Pecker Checkin Alien
Direct Download: tnb079.mp3

Episode 063: Doom, You Ignorant Slut

9780525619376In this episode, the boys are back and saying sounds about stuff you may enjoy hearing sounds said about!

Fitz has more Con stories, Doom has a double Pimp Spot and a follow-up on a previous Pimp Spot, then shit gets sober as an Icon gets eulogized and a Twitter joke gets explained.

Balls get broke, Star Wars books get talked about, the requisite Shamble mention happens, and references come too fast and too furious for anybody of sound mind to keep up.

Enjoy it, and see ya back here next week, gang!

 

URL: Episode 063: Doom, You Ignorant Slut
Direct Download: tnb063.mp3

Episode 062: You Can Suckle At My Left Nut

In thi20180825_183555s episode, after last episode’s abrupt ending and a few days off, the fellas are back to finish talking about Fitz’s trip to Wizard World Chicago!

We start with an intro from Colonel Brian “Q” Quinn (story coming in ep 64), then dive back in head first to the seedy underbelly of paying for sketches, Star Wars artists being charming shitbags, and gay pirate recruitment.

The best stores to get blown in are debated, more Foley details get revealed, less taco stories surface, Indiana Jones is beautiful, and somebody has an attitude problem all in this snappy ep of your favorite unknown dillhole show, so enjoy and tell your friends!

URL: Episode 062: You Can Suckle At My Left Nut
Direct Download: tnb062.mp3

Episode 061: Awwwww COME ON!

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In this episode, the fellas are back getting slapped in the face and kicked in the nuts by real life in this short but fun episode.

Fitz tells his portly partner a proud parable of professional pugilists and procurement of signatures and such at a gathering of pop-culture celebration and fun.

Jokes are told, balls are busted, laughs are had, and revelations are made in this episode that is brought to a stunning conclusion in record time, so buckle up for the ride and enjoy!

URL: Episode 061: Awwwww COME ON!
Direct Download: tnb061.mp3