Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass

rise of skywalkerIn this episode, the circle is now complete as the fellas head out on the road again cause they’re gonna see a Star War GONNA SEE A STAR WAR together for the fifth time ever in this jumbo sized, extra special, reaction filled, three in one, .5 episode!

In this mega sized Star Wars Special we cover our reactions to Season One of the hit series The Mandalorian, try to understand why folks don’t seem to understand the concepts of building tension or slow burn character based storytelling.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker has unfolded and, due to some super wonky time traveling shenanigans, you’ll hear BOTH of our first reactions in one episode for the first time ever…we think…so strap in for one hell of a ride as your favorite unknown podcasters are back with a vengeance!

URL: Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass
Direct Download: tnb090_5.mp3

Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #70

70 weeks in and still rollin’, what with this week bring?
Same as always, NERD QUESTIONS!
Let’s get to it, gang.

This week, with the launch of Disney+ rolling out in more territories, we’re asking about The Mandalorian.
And, despite the Disney & Star Wars social media accounts spreading spoilers, we ask that you don’t spoil anything here or on Twitter as there are still a few areas of the world that don’t have the service yet.

Anywho, onto this week’s Question: What Did You Think Of The First Two Episodes Of The Mandalorian?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter @NerdBlitzPod or by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies

mandoIn this episode, BIG BAD MONDO MEGA MANDO ***SPOILER ALERT*** as we are diving in deep on the pilot episode of the Disney+ original series Star Wars The Mandalorian and all that comes with the gloriousness that it was.

Once again, ***SPOILERS*** abound as we give our reactions to the first episode of the first live action Star Wars series and give theories and speculation on what we just witnessed and where it can possibly go from here, and remember just what science does to mini human people!

Fitz get brain breaked as Doom is slinging shit like a caged monkey to try and figure out where this series can go, and the theories range from obviously logical to ridiculous and mind melting so strap in for a wild ride as we earn the title of nerd in this extra special .5 ep of your favorite podcast.

URL: Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies
Direct Download: tnb089_5.mp3

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #68

With Halloween behind us, it’s time to look toward the rest of the year and the fun that’s on the horizon!
Let’s get to it, gang.

This week we’re diving into the Star Warsy territory again because with the debut coming next Tuesday, we want to know: How Excited Are You For The Premiere Episode Of The Mandalorian?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter @NerdBlitzPod or by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #58

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week…The Final Frontier…these are the conversations of nerd-dom, and our continuing mission to…talk about…nerd stuff…that really fell a part, let’s just do this!

This week, we’re basking in the glorious afterglow of D23 and asking: What Announcement From D23 Got You The Most Excited?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

Episode 080: Dick Van Dikey

MARY POPPINSIn this episode, we are gettin’ our nerd boners primed for Disney+ and The Mandalorian by DEFINITELY not watching a leaked sizzle reel and scene from Star Wars Celebration.

Also, we uncover the 1st image of a beloved dog’s new look from an upcoming movie, talk about how a lot of practical practicality happened at a certain Celebration.

All of that and a mini little late in the game Pimp Spot awaits you in this quick Commentary-esque ep of your favorite podcast that nobody has ever heard of, gang, spread the word!

URL: Episode 080: Dick Van Dikey
Direct Download: tnb080.mp3