Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

Episode 076: Brian Quinn Presents: TNB Giant Sized Annual #3: Chorizo Dick

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In this episode, the man, the myth, the legend that is the icon known as J Sarge makes his triumphant return to the realm known as The Nerd Blitz to take up his sword and continue our quest to kill a murderous dragon!

We start off with J Sarge making a cruel and unusual request of Doom, have a triple threat existential crisis, make far more tasteless jokes than would ever be considered necessary, and have fun rolling diceseses all while Fitz tries to keep the other 2 in line and on task.

Whether you have been here since the beginning or this is your first episode, we want to thank you all for joining us in our celebration of our 3rd anniversary of this podcasting adventure, so sit back, relax, and enjoy as we do what we do best…filth and fun!

URL: Episode 076: Brian Quinn Presents: TNB Giant Sized Annual #3: Chorizo Dick
Direct Download: tnb076.mp3

Episode 056: Airtight

lastjedi-fanIn this episode, the fellas put fandom, as a whole, under the microscope and try to figure out what is going on with all the vitriol and toxicity in the air lately.

They start off talking about Star Wars Battlefront II again and all of the controversy that stirred, the road map for the game that caused a shit storm of it’s own, and spin that into what happened with The Last Jedi & Solo.

Let us know what your thoughts are on all of this discussion, in what essentially became an Episode long installment of FuĀ¢|{ This S#!t.

* Credit for this awesome Last Jedi RemakeĀ  troll poster goes to Fro Design Company, get a print here: http://www.frodesignco.com/last-jedi-remake/last-jedi-remake

URL: Episode 056: Airtight
Direct Download: tnb056.mp3

Episode 055: Ralphie The Riveter

Cobra-Kai-Daniel-auto-featuredIn this Episode, the fellas kick it old school again and pimp some stuffs that they done liked and what they done made, capisce?

Now settle in cause these 2 yay-whoos are talkin’ about one of them there Star War pictures that they be likin’, as well as some sequel to some movie Fitzy loved as a yout.

In Frig This Stuff, the boys start a conversation about fandom that they plan to continue in the next episode, out in 2ish weeks.

So be prepared and enjoy, gang!

URL: Episode 055: Ralphie The Riveter
Direct Download: tnb055.mp3

Episode 053.5: The Duo Go Solo (A Star Wars Story)

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In this episode, the fellas are on the road and gonna see a Star War together for the 4th time ever!

Apologies to those goodly enough to listen as the audio in this episode is rougher than an 84 year old hooker’s ass post shave with a rusty blade, but thanks to @steboost & @flyinkdw for salvaging the audio in the 1st section.

Hear our reactions to Solo, inappropriate singing, crappy trailers, and salty garbage looking people in this special .5 edition of the greatest podcast that nobody knows about!

URL: Episode 053.5: The Duo Go Solo (A Star Wars Story)
Direct Download: tnb053_5.mp3

Episode 053: Yo, This Mafucka Got A Cape On!

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In this episode, the fellers is talkin’ the Star Wars again, this time they talk over the Han Solo trailer and break down the age and timeline of a certain wookiee, which spins into some Battlefront II talk again.

They discuss some shapes, then Doom gets into a detailed breakdown of ScoobyNatural and every aspect of that episode’s sweetness (***Spoilers***, He loved it!), then they talk some Scooby news and rumors.

The show is ended with some sweet sweet comics talk as we learn that Fitz turned Doom and makes him feel dirty, but things do end up getting Fantastic and Spectacular for them both as they tease some upcoming funness!

Enjoy, gang, BYE!

URL: Episode 053: Yo, This Mafucka Got A Cape On!
Direct Download: tnb053.mp3

Episode 047: A Million Dollars A Log

jeremybastionartIn this episode, we kick it old school and crack a million dollar scheme wide open!

The fellas are back and Fitz has tales of salty seamen, new artists, saving old broads, and stalking with his sister, while Doom engages in doo doo humor, insults, and mockery until he starts to feel bad…also, hydraulic press videos?

Since it’s been a minute or 2, Ig & Ook discuss some new war movie set in the stars…or somethin’…have you heard if it? Tiny little indie picture? Furry dog man in it? Anywho, a mouse released a trailer for it and these 2 yayhoos talk about it.

Enjoy!

 

 

 

URL: Episode 047: A Million Dollars A Log
Direct Download: tnb047.mp3