Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

Episode 029: 70 Years Of Combined Failure

star_wars_the_last_jedi_poster_1688In this episode, due to a mystery benefactor the fellas have another giveaway! This time it’s a digital copy of Star Wars: Rogue One so RT the pinned tweet for this ep from @NerdBlitzPod. Good luck!

After the show gets rolling, they start off by talking some video games in a retroactive Pimp Spot which leads to Doom giving yet another Undertaker history lesson.

Then Doom tells the rest of his Jury Duty stories, they then debates laws and the criminal justice system.

After all of that, Fitz breaks down the 1st trailer for Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi for his throttled co-host, they also do some heavy speculating.

They finish it off by complaining about stupid a-hole name stealers!

All that and more in this jumbo sized ep, so settle in for the fun, gang.

URL: Episode 029: 70 Years Of Combined Failure
Direct Download: tnb029.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/HMRdcIx07GM

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Episode 021: Guess Who Died

spidey-capture-1In this episode, the boys take a moment to lament the loss of the greats from their childhood before analyzing the first Spider-Man Homecoming trailer and try not to get boners thinking about the new Aunt May (and Spidey/Iron Man flying through Manhattan together).

Then, they  reminisce about that time they went to see Rogue One and had to battle throngs of humanity in the process resulting in a near mental breakdown for one of our heroes.

Finally Fitz brings a Fuck This Shit we can all agree on, Doom provides proof that he is in fact a giant cartoon dog, and much more minutia.

URL: Episode 021: Guess Who Died
Direct Download: tnb021.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/U9UeSBCJCUY

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Episode 019.5: Gone Ta See A Star War

phil-noto-rogue-one-fan-poster-178106In this episode, the fellas are Rogues on the road!

Fitz grabs Doom (nooch) and they head to see Star Wars: Rogue One!

In this mobile recording, they discuss the finer points of etiquette, their hatred of people who absolutely must spoil things the moment they see them, and their reactions to many many aspects of the newest installment of that wondrous galaxy far far away.

So strap in and ride along as we go and see a Star War! Also, check out a bit of preshow B-Roll HERE.

URL: Episode 019.5: Gone Ta See A Star War
Direct Download: tnb019_5.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/cHeeZHVakeU


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