Iron Man: The Gauntlet Review

The armored avenger is headed to Ireland, gang, in the hands of one of the most well known children’s authors of the last two decades.
I missed the boat on the Artemis Fowl series when I was a kid so now it seems the time is right to find out if Eoin Colfer’s take on Iron Man will live up to the hype of his other works.
Let’s rock!

As always around here, this is your official ***SPOILER ALERT***

So the first thing I have to say is that it’s clear that this version of Tony is influenced by Robert Downey Jr and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is no where near a bad thing.
But it’s a stark *wink wink* and notable contrast to my previous Iron Man Novel Review.
The love of (what is now sadly considered) classic rock is there.
The smarmy attitude, got it.
And Colfer even manages to slip in a couple of small MCU references for those eagle eyed readers wanting more of that Tony.
If not for the comic booky version of The Mandarin, this could feel like a lost adventure of RDJ.
But make no mistake, despite all of the more widely known movie elements and such, this is still the comic book Iron Man we all know and tolerate…kidding!

Tony Stark is riding high as Iron Man, his new A.I. FRIDAY is developing faster than he hoped, and he’s finally making a change for good in the world.
Things are going well.
But Tony, through a long line of lies & hacking he wasn’t privy to, is suddenly thrown into a fight, along side a tech savvy Irish lass, against his worst enemy.

I have talked in many of these reviews about authors and their styles, which is always a nebulous concept to try and convey.
Colfer though has a less abstract style, his voice has an incredibly distinct feel.
An example of that would be a storytelling method he used that at first rubbed me kind of wrong until I figured out why.
In this book he repeatedly sets the stage for action and uses some version of the phrase “This is what happened” before omnisciently describing what went down.
It almost feels like somebody doing an overly descriptive narration of a documentary, and it works.
It bugged me until I figured out why it felt so familiar, and my biggest take away in that regard is that I think this dude could really nail a mystery series, especially the Monk-like summation of “He’s the guy, here’s what happened”.

Like most YA I’ve read recently, there’s not much wheel spinning, this story gets to the point.
And the point is that while he is still deeply flawed, Tony is trying his best to leave the world looking a little less shitty than it was when he strolled into it.
The only real complaint I can come away with is that we don’t really see Tony’s well known supporting cast.
No Pepper, no Happy, and no Jarvis, real or robot, this is Stark alone and relying on his own tech and smarts.

To wrap up, this is really the best of both worlds when it comes to Iron Man.
Colfer clearly knows what he’s doing, not just as a steward of the Iron Man character but as a writer.
Like I’ve said in so many of these reviews, this book makes me want to keep my eyes peeled for more from him.
And I definitely wouldn’t mind if that more was Marvel specifically, some day.

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TNB Commentaries 038: Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 Final Theatrical One Sheet Movie PosterPlease turn off your cellphones and join us at the recently relaunched Stark International Expo in Flushing, Queens where her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing sce…

wait, no, this is a movie, sorry… For our 38th Commentary, we suit up and fly all the way back to 2010 for this jam packed flick starring Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, & Gwenyth Paltrow.

We dive in to the commentary in near record time, debate whether or not this movie is too packed full in preparation for Avengers, study the finer points of power steering, and get grossed out by clubbed finger nails in shithole work shops in this long, fast, and fun ep of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of!

URL: TNB Commentaries 038: Iron Man 2
Direct Download:tnbc-038-iron-man-2.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019

TNB Commentaries 020: The Incredible Hulk

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Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they…kinda, break Harlem…

For our 20th commentary, we smash our way back 2008 for this often forgotten gem starring Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, and William Hurt.

Listen in as the fellas discuss how underrated this movie is, debate Norton Banner Vs Ruffalo Banner, whether or not Lou Ferrigno eats pizza, and just where Luke Cage was at this point in the MCU.

Lots of fun and comic bookery in this ep, gang, so enjoy!

URL: TNB Commentaries 020: The Incredible Hulk
Direct Download:tnbc-020-the-incredible-hulk.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2017

TNB Commentaries Episode 006: Iron Man

M Payoff 1shtPlease turn off your cellphones and join Doom & Fitz as they travel back to the origins of the universe…the Marvel Cinematic Universe! *wink*

For our 6th commentary, we go flying all the way back to 2008’s Iron Man Starring Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jeff Bridges.

We talk about whiny bitch voices and their replacements, the amazing foundation this movie laid out, and one of them keeps pointing out motorcycles and bad CG.

Have Jarvis turn the lights down and pop some corn, it’s movie time!

URL: TNB Commentaries Episode 006: Iron Man
Direct Download: tnbc006-iron-man.mp3
Youtube: https://youtu.be/9I_GH2gpC5Y

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2017