The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #119

The world outside the castle of Nerd Blitz-Dom may be a smoldering ball of shit, but come on in, grab a giant mug full of hot chocolate, or whatever you’re in the mood to be chugging, sit back in a comfy ass throne like chair, and prepare your faces.
It’s time to get into the nerdy question time!

This week, a mad man with one eye, a limp, and 3 fingers missing on his left hand breaks your door down and starts looking at the streaming services you are currently subscribed to.
He notices you are a proud subscriber of Disney+ and flops down next to you on the couch.
He gets within an inch of your left ear, takes a deep breath, and screams: Without Spoiling Anything, Did You Watch The Season 2 Premiere Of The Mandalorian?
If So, What Did You Think And Where Do You See It Going?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it to us over on the Tweety times @NerdBlitzPod or by using the incredibly well thought out hashtag #TNBQotW.

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The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #75

The holidays are upon us, but fuck dat noise, we’re still deep in to the most dense Star Wars season we’ve ever seen yet!
So let’s dive in deep and take a look.

This week, we’re dealing with the fallout of Episode 9 in the most ***NON-SPOILERY*** way possible.
We want to know: What Did You Think Of Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter @NerdBlitzPod or by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

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Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.