TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian

conanPlease turn off your cellphones and grab your sword and maybe some nice sandals as we head back to a time when those things were the hottest accessories under the sun and prepare for all the fun!

For our 43rd Commentary, we take a wheel of pain montage back to 1982 for this epic flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, and Max Von Sydow.

The fellas are testing their onomatopoeia skills as Fitz remembers his grandpa vastly differently than the rest of the family, Doom learns he has a shit ton of kids, they make an ass load of references, one of them gets abandoned by a reeeeeaaaaaal cocksucker, and the other might be ascared of the kraken.

 

 

URL: TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian
Direct Download:tnbc-043-conan-the-barbarian.mp3

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TNB Commentaries 032: Flash Gordon (B-Movie March!)

MV5BN2Y4ZDBjMjEtZWQ0OS00NzYyLTg0M2ItMmUzYTEwN2RmMGVlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjgyOTI1ODY@._V1_Please turn off your cellphones and jump on the war rocket Ajax with us as we save the universe from unchecked torture and evil, all while trying to play feathered football.

For our 32nd Commentary, B-Movie March continues with this rocket cycled classic from 1980 that stars Sam J. Jones, Melody Anderson, Max Von Sydow, Brian Blessed, and Timothy Dalton.

Fitz tells a tale of childhood betrayal as Doom flies off the handle like a deranged shit flinging gorilla, frozen ballcicles happen, the movie is discovered to be incredibly filthy, and references fly like fools in this commentary full of miniatures!

 

URL: TNB Commentaries 032: Flash Gordon (B-Movie March!)
Direct Download:tnbc-032-flash-gordon.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019