Episode 098: We Are Birth

20200626_163518.jpgIn this episode, we are all over the place as we jam pack this show with all the news and opinions you’ve come to know and…I guess tolerate from the two biggest yahoos you apparently stumbled across while you were drunk or forgot to hit pause that one time and now your podcast app won’t stop downloading it so you’ve just grow to accept it…I mean, what?

Doom comes in hot with a (surprise surprise) pissy fuckin’ attitude cause somebody pushed his buttons by showing him an article that was dumb as shit, and then he calms down and Fitz brings up an article that made him have a rage boner too.

Scooby-Doo, Star Wars, Star Trek, the last movies we saw before the world ended, are all topics on the table as well as us eulogizing iconic comic book writer and editor Denny O’Neil, then we ponder why Amazon packaging is completely dogshit for books and everything else now, all that and more as we continue the long trudge to ep 100!

P.S. Watch for some additional B-Roll content from this episode that will be dropping on Patreon soon!

Nerd Blitz ยท Episode 098: We Are Birth

URL: Episode 098: Goddamn, You Are In A Mood
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Episode 094: Brian Quinn Presents TNB Giant Size Annual #4: Too Stupid To Quit

year4In this episode, we are celebrating four years of the continuing conversation that is the one and only Nerd Blitz, in the only way we know how: swearing a lot, mocking each other, and talking in deeper detail about Star Wars than most other people would ever find normal or acceptable.

We tag up on all of our regular segments as Doom brings a revelatory Joke Corner that explains his crazy in a big bad way, Fitz drops a Pimp Spot that generates more conversation than any previous installment of that segment, Doom saw a movie that will make a motherlover weepy, and then we welcome a big time Hollywood writer / producer guest!

For some weird reason we act all coy about it, but Andy Secunda from Star Trek The Next Conversation drops by and spends an hour talking with Doom about how to watch The Clone Wars, how much he LOOOOVES a certain host of this show, how some ones work can create a nebulous and hard to define connection with an audience, and more!

After Andy leaves, we finally discuss a long teased Twitter topic, dive deeper into Rise Of Skywalker, and explain in a Fuck This Shit how, due to a miscommunication and tech Monkeys sleeping on the job, the whole damn show just about came crashing down the day before Zombies, Bunnies, and Eggs all celebrated their big special day!

In all seriousness, we want to thank Andy for taking the time to be a part of this special episode, we want to thank each and every one of you for listening, whether from the beginning or since last week, we are incredibly appreciative that you guys still find us and our goofiness entertaining in any way at all.

So, Knights Of Nerd Blitz-Dom, grab some snacks, GATHER! and stand by for a celebration of all we have done in these last 4 years!

URL: Episode 094: Brian Quinn Presents TNB Giant Size Annual #4: Too Stupid To Quit
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TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian

conanPlease turn off your cellphones and grab your sword and maybe some nice sandals as we head back to a time when those things were the hottest accessories under the sun and prepare for all the fun!

For our 43rd Commentary, we take a wheel of pain montage back to 1982 for this epic flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, and Max Von Sydow.

The fellas are testing their onomatopoeia skills as Fitz remembers his grandpa vastly differently than the rest of the family, Doom learns he has a shit ton of kids, they make an ass load of references, one of them gets abandoned by a reeeeeaaaaaal cocksucker, and the other might be ascared of the kraken.

 

 

URL: TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian
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Episode 082.5: I’m Gonna Wife You

intro-1556739401In this episode, we swing around the world visiting Venice, Prague, Berlin, & London as Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Friends are known to do…and we also go see Spider-Man: Far From Home!

We discuss what those things moving around in there are and then news from days 1 & 2 of nerd prom, A.K.A. San Diego Comic-Con, including Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. coming to an end & the 1st trailer for Jay And Silent Bob Reboot!

Doom tells a dead Dad story after they hit the comic shop, then they go see a movie that is the farthest from home…EVER…and give their opinions that are wholly unexpected and shockingly surprising!

URL: Episode 082.5: I’m Gonna Wife You
Direct Download: tnb082_5.mp3

TNB Commentaries 037: Mallrats

-9137301402048970825Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the greatest monument to consumerism this pitiful world has ever had the pleasure of knowing…THE FUCKIN’ MALL!

For our 37th Commentary, we take a trip back to 1995 for this flick starring Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, and featuring a brilliant cameo appearance from the legendary Stan Lee.

We watch what is arguably Kevin Smith’s best movie and bullshit in the way that only we know how to, so pop some corn and tell your friends to listen as well, gang, cause we hope you all see that goddamn sailboat!

URL: TNB Commentaries 037: Mallrats
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