Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

Episode 040.5: The Force Awakens Reaction Flashback Special

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In this Episode, travel back to a time when Dinosaurs roamed the earth, when Doom & Fitz were young & hopeful, to before The Nerd Blitz existed!

That’s right, gang, this go round you get to relive our 1st ever meeting AND recording session, as mentioned in Episode 7.5!

Relive Just Jump To The End Ep 20 in all of it’s glory, from Doom struggling with Disney’s new vision for Star Wars, Fitz being mesmerized by snow on a car trunk, and so much more!

 

 

URL: Episode 040.5: The Force Awakens Reaction Flashback Special
Direct Download: tnb040-5.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/ukqyq2n6DA8

Episode 036: She Looked A Lot Different in 1952

elvis_sept_9_1974_karate_7thIn this episode, the fellas, once again, are all over the map, but with that sweet comic twist.

They start off with their opening banter about Fitz taking a trip to the comic shop for nearly a half hour, then Joke Corner brings about some near gunplay. Fitz pimps a little known comic too.

Legends of animation die and retire, somebody can’t find a Doctor to stuff their finger up the bum, and then they get super personal…like TMI to the max, man!

Then they finally get around to that Ep 8 BTS vid from D23, plus so damn much more.

Get ready for fun times!

URL: Episode 036: She Looked A Lot Different In 1952
Direct Download: tnb036.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/7ZFBJkb-UO4

Episode 031: Hugh Hefner’s Ambulatory Corpse

star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss10In this episode, a bunch of stuff happened and the fellas talk about it!

Oh, you want specifics? Fine!

Doom does an untraditional Joke Corner, a bunch of people got dead, and Fitz gets all moist over a young man’s nose…again!

A crap load of tiny tidbits about Star Wars Episode VIII got dropped by Vanity Fair, and then some *sigh* Scooby news to round out the show.

And BTW, your Snoke theory still sucks…Enjoy the show!

URL: Episode 031: Hugh Hefner’s Ambulatory Corpse
Direct Download: tnb031.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/CQd5jTEY6Uo