Episode 077: Off The Rails 9 – Who The Hell Is Robot Jones?

A1Q3xcyPZBLIn this episode, the fellas welcome back a special contributor as they open the show with their newest segment that quickly flies off the rails as they try to run down all of the Jones’ they know.

Joke Corner makes its triumphant return to the realm as we learn that over the years Fitz has been tricked into believing a truth that may or may not actually be true.

Then they try their damnedest to talk about the Disney/Fox buy finally going through, tackle some Avengers: Endgame speculation, and tease something they’ll be doing in an upcoming ep, so strap in and enjoy this…weird ep…

URL: Episode 077: Off The Rails 9 – Who The Hell Is Robot Jones?
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Star Wars: Maul: Lockdown Review

This book ended up being the final novel released in the Star Wars Expanded Universe, aka Legends, timeline.
I have no clue if Joe Schreiber knew at the time he was writing it that he was the penning the swan song for an entire line of continuity or not, but none the less he was swinging for the fences.
The question at this point is did he get it over the wall or did he swing wild and fling his bat at the pitcher, slamming him in the face and unleashing a torrent of blood, causing a bench clearing brawl the likes of which have never been seen before or since that will go down in history as…I may have gotten carried away just then, and I don’t even like baseball, but I think you see my point…let’s answer that question in less gory detail.

Consider this your official ***Spoiler Alert***

Sidious sends Maul undercover into a prison to meet with a mysterious weapons dealer to get a device to further one of his many secret plans and bring forth the Sith takeover we all know is coming.
Through algorithmic match making, this prison is a hub of fights and high stakes betting that brings the attention of the galaxy and some of its more seedy underworldy types.

This is the 3rd and final of Joe Schreiber’s Star Wars novels and I’m trying to decide if this is better than the 1st or not.
The race is so damn tight.
Death Troopers brilliantly handled Han & Chewie appearances while mixing in some kickass Zombie attacks.
This has Maul, Sidious, Plagueis, and Jabba in Pre-Phantom Menace action.
He has a way of dealing with these legacy characters that makes them feel less like untouchable art pieces and more like action figures that are going to get beat up and thrown back in the toy box for the next writer to take out and toss around for a bit, and I mean that in the best possible way.

His handling of Maul is great, displaying the pure stoicism of this brutal fighter is spot on.
Sidious takes lightsabers and the Force out of the arsenal of the horn headed apprentice, to keep his dark side allegiance secret, and it gives us a great insight into how his mind works and how he has been trained to adapt.
We see a new detective side to him as well as we follow him chasing down leads and rumors in the prison, hunting the arms dealer and coming to multiple deadends.
He almost comes off like The Punisher in that respect, and I loved it.

There are twists aplenty, and not a one had that all too familiar feeling of “are you seriously gonna try this hokey shit?” that can often be found in books/story that try to be too clever or deep for their own good.
They all have an air of “aw hell, why didn’t I see that coming?” to them.
One unexpected twist I’ll share is when Darth Plagueis shows up and starts undermining the plans of Sidious, confronting him about it to pretty much let him know he’s aware of the ongoing shenanigans, and then he cooly moves past it to discuss the grand plan for the approaching Sith takeover.
It’s tense as hell and almost worth the price of admission alone.

Tip to tail, this is a damn good book.
And while I enjoy the new main continuity, I hope at some point in the future that Disney/Del Rey will open the door and let the EU/Legends continuity thrive again.
Because if this is the level of story they were pumping out at the end, there were plenty more great stories to come.

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Special thanks to @ACFerrell1976 for her editorial assistance.

Episode 067: Insert Title Here

Star-Wars-The-Mandalorian-First-LookIn this episode, after last week’s short episode, the fellas are back to fulfill their contractual* obligations to pollute the internet airwaves with fun and filth!

Doom brings a Joke Corner that starts as a story of childhood innocence that quickly turns into a potential horror movie scenario, then they talk about the recent awesome Star Wars & Scooby news!

Fitz has more Battlefront II fun and frustration, which leads to some sweet video game talk in this short but stacked episode featuring your favorite unknown a-holes!

 

URL: Episode 067: Insert Title Here
Direct Download: tnb067.mp3

Episode 058: Off The Rails 7 – #CloneWarsSaved

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In this episode, the fellas are flying about as straight as a moth in a tornado as they hop on the sane train and quickly go Off The Rails!

We are celebrating the San Diego Comic-Con announcement of the return of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and an assload of books, gang.

But also, we try and figure out just how exactly Blu-Ray players work, what is 4K, how did we get here, and many other unanswerable questions…so, ya know, buckle up and enjoy!

URL: Episode 058: Off The Rails 7 – #CloneWarsSaved
Direct Download: tnb058.mp3

Episode 057: My Wife’s Dead, Wanna See A Fat Kid?

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In this Episode, the fellers are uh-talkin’ about some stuff they done seen on TV and in the Movie Theaters recently (yay!) and all of the randomness you know and love us for.

Doom brings a Pimp Spot and Fitz got a funny book for humping years ago, then they dive into movie reviews starting with a flick Doom saw last year called IT!

Also, Doom saw Deadpool 2 and gives a spoiler free review, which Fitz follows up with an Incredible review 2…ya see, he saw Incredibles 2 with his family, so that’s why I said that…get it?…I’m sure ya did…anyway, hope you enjoy the Ep, BYE!

URL: Episode 057: My Wife’s Dead, Wanna See A Fat Kid?
Direct Download: tnb057.mp3

Episode 041.5: The End of the Wait for 8….a week late

the-last-jedi-theatrical-blogIn this episode, the fellas are on the road once again as they head to the cinema to see Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi!!!

Fitz screwed up Doom doing something nice, Doom is a scared little sissy as they head to a packed theater, they get comics, and discuss the new Netflix movie Bright, all while streaming the 1st half of the show LIVE on Periscope!

After the break, ***SPOILERS*** abound as Doom processes his first viewing & Fitz enjoys his 2nd in this jam packed supersized extra Episode!

So much involved with this movie, so sit back, buckle up, and may the force be with you as you listen to this special holiday bonus.

URL: Episode 041.5: The End of the Wait for 8….a week late
Direct Download: tnb041-5.mp3