Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies

mandoIn this episode, BIG BAD MONDO MEGA MANDO ***SPOILER ALERT*** as we are diving in deep on the pilot episode of the Disney+ original series Star Wars The Mandalorian and all that comes with the gloriousness that it was.

Once again, ***SPOILERS*** abound as we give our reactions to the first episode of the first live action Star Wars series and give theories and speculation on what we just witnessed and where it can possibly go from here, and remember just what science does to mini human people!

Fitz get brain breaked as Doom is slinging shit like a caged monkey to try and figure out where this series can go, and the theories range from obviously logical to ridiculous and mind melting so strap in for a wild ride as we earn the title of nerd in this extra special .5 ep of your favorite podcast.

URL: Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies
Direct Download: tnb089_5.mp3

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #68

With Halloween behind us, it’s time to look toward the rest of the year and the fun that’s on the horizon!
Let’s get to it, gang.

This week we’re diving into the Star Warsy territory again because with the debut coming next Tuesday, we want to know: How Excited Are You For The Premiere Episode Of The Mandalorian?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter @NerdBlitzPod or by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers

IMG_20191016_194730.jpgIn this episode, things are gettin’…strange as Doom is in an off mood and asking weird questions of a man who’s just hoping to win the lottery or get a lunch, depending on who you go around askin’.

The fellas are talking Picard and busting up a few flying rumors about the next show, before Fitz regales the dumber and darker one with tales of old people he spotted across a room and the return of grandma walkin’ tacos from his recent con trip.

Doom pats them on the back about that whole Sony/Disney business (that has since been resolved again), a mega star reaches for Fitz’s crank, and some wacky bastard hits 3 cons in one weekend to shill his wacky wares in this…odd episode of The Most Consistent Podcast You’ve Never Heard Of!

URL: Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers
Direct Download: tnb088.mp3

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #66

Knights Of Nerd Blitz-Dom, the time has come.
Execute Question Sixty-Six!

This week we are taking a slight break from all of the Halloweenie-ness, due to the Final Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker trailer dropping last night (Watch it RIGHT HERE), and we’re simply asking the obvious question: What Are Your Thoughts On The Brand New Ep 9 Trailer?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter @NerdBlitzPod or by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

And until next week, May The Force Be With You Always.

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #58

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week…The Final Frontier…these are the conversations of nerd-dom, and our continuing mission to…talk about…nerd stuff…that really fell a part, let’s just do this!

This week, we’re basking in the glorious afterglow of D23 and asking: What Announcement From D23 Got You The Most Excited?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tweet it over to us on the Twitter by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir @SteBoost for creating our eye catchingly sexified QotW logo.

The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week #56

Hootie hoo, The Nerd Blitz Question Of The Week is coming for you for a fifty sixth straight week, gang.
Let’s get this show on the road!

This week, we are going topical and asking the hard hitting question of: Does the next Deadpool need to be R rated to be any good?

Leave your answer down in the comments below or tell it to us on the Twitter by using the hashtag #TNBQotW

Special thanks goes out to the good sir@SteBoost for creating our eye catching QotW logo.