Episode 076: Brian Quinn Presents: TNB Giant Sized Annual #3: Chorizo Dick

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In this episode, the man, the myth, the legend that is the icon known as J Sarge makes his triumphant return to the realm known as The Nerd Blitz to take up his sword and continue our quest to kill a murderous dragon!

We start off with J Sarge making a cruel and unusual request of Doom, have a triple threat existential crisis, make far more tasteless jokes than would ever be considered necessary, and have fun rolling diceseses all while Fitz tries to keep the other 2 in line and on task.

Whether you have been here since the beginning or this is your first episode, we want to thank you all for joining us in our celebration of our 3rd anniversary of this podcasting adventure, so sit back, relax, and enjoy as we do what we do best…filth and fun!

URL: Episode 076: Brian Quinn Presents: TNB Giant Sized Annual #3: Chorizo Dick
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TNB Commentaries 034: Wrestlemania 25 – Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker

wwe-wrestlemania-25-dvd-coverPlease turn off your cellphones and meet us ringside for a match that will go down in legend as an undisputed all time great!

For our 34th Commentary, we lace up our boots and head back a decade to April 5th 2009 for an incredible match between “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels & “The Demon Of Death” Valley The Undertaker at WrestleMania 25.

Doom shows off his match picking prowess as Fitz decides he needs another streaming service, then they mock questionable announcer calls, and cringe at death defying dives in this jam packed ep you won’t want to miss, gang!

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Episode 074: Cartoon Maroons Vol 2 – The One With The Bike Shop

05fc538fad2a33093fbb9984bc2ea36cIn this episode, the fellas are taking a trip back to the bike shop and making bold claims while also clarifying shocking statements from recently past episodes.

Fitz starts off talking about comics and just who exactly happens to be the perfect specimen of a man, while Doom gets creepy and connects EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING TO SCOOBY!

Then we take a deep dive into our cartoon lists and talk robuts, scary war, animals, them titty shows, all kinds of the animes, and Mr. T rolling around with some kids in a van in a jam packed ep of goodness.

 

URL: Episode 074: Cartoon Maroons Vol 2 – The One With The Bike Shop
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TNB Commentaries 030: Scooby-Doo And The Curse Of The 13th Ghost (B-Movie March!)

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Please turn off your cellphones and pile into the Mystery Machine again as we kick off our returning & rescheduled annual celebration of low budgets and cheese in B-Movie March!

For our 30th Commentary, we go back 1 month in 2019 to start celebrating 50 years of the gang with this flick starring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard, Kate Micucci, & Maurice LaMarche.

We invite a very special guest in as we address the change in our line up for our yearly Commentaries event, FORTY-ONE POINT EIGHT, discuss expectations are met, and learn a new insult in this fun and groovy new Commentary.

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Episode 073: Chicken Chunks

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In this episode, the fellas say goodbye to Santa Claus…about 8 years after he caught a big bad batch of the death as a hero!

The name of the game is wrasslin’ this time out the gate, gang, as we follow up on the Macho Madness that was the creamer video and the much hyped over the top manhandling segment.

We also follow up on the long over due cancellation of a pile of turds, the final season of Ash Vs Evil Dead, and get to some sweet sweet comics talk. You best stay through the thank you’s and whoring cause the show that features 70+ years of combined failure sprinkled in some extra shit, baby.

URL: Episode 073: Chicken Chunks
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TNB Commentaries 029: My Cousin Vinny

lfPlease turn off your cellphones and come along as we head way down south, just across the boarder to hunt a sweet, harmless, leaf eatin’, doe eyed little deer.

For our 29th commentary, we head all the way back to 1992 for some legal drama starring Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei, Ralph Macchio, & the greatly underrated Fred Gwynne.

We talk about the proposed sequel movie and why it DIDN’T happen, the sequel that DID happen, praise some high caliber acting, gush about a childhood love of Britcoms, and fall in love all over again with a classic of 90’s cinema.

Also, in our wrap up, we tease the rescheduled return of the greatest event in the history of man and Podcasting: B-MOVIE MARCH!!!

So don’t miss a minute, gang, as The Nerd Blitz Commentaries prepares to climb to new heights…and sink to depths uncharted?

URL: TNB Commentaries 029: My Cousin Vinny
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TNB Commentaries 028: The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones

51tiln1vm3l._sy445_Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the time before whips cracked, webleys were shot, and fedoras were worn.

For our 28th commentary, we head all the way back to 1992…and 1996 for some educational pre-Harrison Ford globe trekking adventure starring Corey Carrier, Lloyd Owen, & Margaret Tyzack.

We catapult through the winder and talk about old hillbillies and ass blasted wolves while discussing child acting, why this is more edutainment than high adventure, compare Indy to Forrest Gump, and we thank good sir @flyinkdw of @Cod_Pod for making it all possible.

Give it a listen and watch along as Indy breaks free of the playpen!

URL: TNB Commentaries 028: The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones
Direct Download:tnbc-028-young-indy.mp3

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