Episode 089: Ghost Boner

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In this episode, things are gettin’ spooky as the fellas celebrate Halloween with a special guest in an allegedly haunted house filled with death cards, creepy family connections, and other spooky happenings.

We hear a tale of drunken ghost sightings as Doom gets ganged up on, neighbors be creepin’, possums are gross as shit, Fitz finds a treasure trove of old goodies in a dead man’s attic, they dissect the religious iconography that appears in porn, and somebody whips out a Ouija board and shit goes down.

Doom and our special guest @gigiamk30
talk about seeing IT: Chapter 2 while Fitz gives the perspective of the book, shit gets derailed by a slimy wad of snot and an argument, and then pop culture references fly like an eagle in that they are coming in both fast & furious in this latest episode of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of.

URL: Episode 089: Ghost Boner
Direct Download: tnb089.mp3

TNB Commentaries 041: Army Of Darkness

aodPlease turn off your cellphones and jump into the time vortex with us as we look at nothing but sand and somehow definitively decide we’ve been transported to the golden days of yore known as the 13th century!

For our 41st Commentary, we travel back to the wild days of 1992 for this iconic flick starring The Nerd Blitz Commentaries All Star Bruce Campbell, along with Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert, Ian Abercrombie, and Ted Raimi, with a surprise cameo from Bridget Fonda.

We discuss a porn star and her tangential tie to this movie, the similarly between Stripper names and My Little Pony names, which Darth Sidious is in the movie, our enjoyment of Arthurian Legend, and much more as we document good ol Fitty man’s very first viewing of this classic flick.

URL: TNB Commentaries 041: Army Of Darkness
Direct Download:tnbc-041-army-of-darkness.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019

TNB Commentaries 031: Bubba Ho-Tep (B-Movie March!)

p80441_v_v8_aaPlease turn off your cellphones and join us in taking care of business in the way of some asshole suckin’, soul shitting, hillbilly mummy hi-jinks down in Mud Crick all while having a growth on your pecker.

For our 31st Commentary, let’s get decadent, baby, as we continue the global phenomenon known as B-Movie March by watching this 2002 cult classic starring Bruce Campbell, Ozzie Davis, & Ella Joyce. Doom defends Circuit City from Fitz’s malicious attacks, Fitz acts like a fuckin’ douche about the very idea of B-Movie March, Doom’s just a cunt, and then a goodie goodie good good that’s more hours than dollars is discussed, so grab your walker and let’s get to saving the world!

URL: TNB Commentaries 031: Bubba Ho-Tep (B-Movie March!)
Direct Download:tnbc-031-bubba-ho-tep.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019

Episode 073: Chicken Chunks

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In this episode, the fellas say goodbye to Santa Claus…about 8 years after he caught a big bad batch of the death as a hero!

The name of the game is wrasslin’ this time out the gate, gang, as we follow up on the Macho Madness that was the creamer video and the much hyped over the top manhandling segment.

We also follow up on the long over due cancellation of a pile of turds, the final season of Ash Vs Evil Dead, and get to some sweet sweet comics talk. You best stay through the thank you’s and whoring cause the show that features 70+ years of combined failure sprinkled in some extra shit, baby.

URL: Episode 073: Chicken Chunks
Direct Download: tnb073.mp3

Episode 072: Fitz’s Muddy Whale

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In this episode, the fellas are back with stunning resolutions to shocking cliffhangers…kinda…and also, diorama building commences!

Fitz has a muddy whale as he tells tales of selling bits of a cross and a bat in some twisted sort of boss ass ape crazed con game with a taxi guy or two.

Then Doom FINALLY gets to talk about some good ol’ Burn Notice as he runs down the ENTIRE SIXTH SEASON, and that’s just the first 40 minutes or so of the show, so strap in for an action packed episode of your favorite nobodies.

URL: Episode 072: Fitz’s Muddy Whale
Direct Download: tnb072.mp3

Episode 070: I Got Rick Rolled For Christmas

tmg-article_default_mobileIn this episode, the fellas are getting all Marvelous as they talk about the death of a legend and the birth of a fandom.

They start off talking about another Christmas present what Doom got, before they move into what you can and can’t say on TV, then they give Stan Lee a further tribute.

The Family Fitz goes Into The Spider-Verse which leads to some brief Spider-Man PS4 talk, then Fitz takes a dive deep into one of his Christmas presents while fatty Doom munches some sangwhich.

Kick back and relax, The Nerd Blitz is BACK!!!

URL: Episode 070: I Got Rick Rolled For Christmas
Direct Download: tnb070.mp3

Episode 068.5: God Hates Us: The 2019 Nerd Blitz New Year’s Spectacular

maxresdefault-700x392In this episode, the fellas are feeling festive and decide to do their 1st annual (maybe!) post-Christmas/New Year’s show!

They talk about all of the gifts they got for Christmas, including what they got each other and why they picked those specific things, a Christmas morning wubble bubble bursting causes a meltdown of biblical proportions for one of them as the other somehow gets completely Evil AND Dead.

Gather round and kick off 2019, the 50th anniversary of the Scooby-Doo franchise, in style with this short but fun episode of your favorite podcast hosted by us, gang!

URL: Episode 068.5: God Hates Us: The 2019 Nerd Blitz New Year’s Spectacular
Direct Download: tnb068_5.mp3