TNB Commentaries 044: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

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For our 44th Commentary, we get a golden ticket and head back to 1971 for this flick starring Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Peter Ostrum, a bunch of asshole kids, and slave labor chocolate mixers & makers.

In our final commentary of 2019 we discuss how creepy and deranged Wonka is, the artsy fartsy nature of an actor, and James Bond for some hard to follow reason, so get ready for all of the craziness you’ve come to expect and more, gang!

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TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian

conanPlease turn off your cellphones and grab your sword and maybe some nice sandals as we head back to a time when those things were the hottest accessories under the sun and prepare for all the fun!

For our 43rd Commentary, we take a wheel of pain montage back to 1982 for this epic flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, and Max Von Sydow.

The fellas are testing their onomatopoeia skills as Fitz remembers his grandpa vastly differently than the rest of the family, Doom learns he has a shit ton of kids, they make an ass load of references, one of them gets abandoned by a reeeeeaaaaaal cocksucker, and the other might be ascared of the kraken.

 

 

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TNB Commentaries 042: Halloween

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For our 42nd Commentary, we knife nail our way back to a cupboard wall in 1978 for this intense John Carpenter classic starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, & P.J. Soles.

This go round the fellas are dropping mad trivia and factoids as they dub a sick MC, ponder knife lengths, Doom gets annoying (shocker), Fitz gushes with love for the flick, a Pimp Spot happens, they point out continuity errors, and so much more in this curiously timed commentary you won’t want to miss!

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TNB Commentaries 041: Army Of Darkness

aodPlease turn off your cellphones and jump into the time vortex with us as we look at nothing but sand and somehow definitively decide we’ve been transported to the golden days of yore known as the 13th century!

For our 41st Commentary, we travel back to the wild days of 1992 for this iconic flick starring The Nerd Blitz Commentaries All Star Bruce Campbell, along with Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert, Ian Abercrombie, and Ted Raimi, with a surprise cameo from Bridget Fonda.

We discuss a porn star and her tangential tie to this movie, the similarly between Stripper names and My Little Pony names, which Darth Sidious is in the movie, our enjoyment of Arthurian Legend, and much more as we document good ol Fitty man’s very first viewing of this classic flick.

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TNB Commentaries 040: Scooby-Doo 50th Anniversary Special!

WB_Scooby_50yearsPlease turn off your cellphones and jump into the Mystery Machine with us as we go back in time to the very beginning to discover the gang’s origins and watch a franchise launch a 50 year attempt to solve the biggest, baddest, and spookiest mysteries.

For our 40th Commentary, we head back to 2009 & 1969 to discuss the 1st appearances of the Mystery Inc. gang with a TV Movie and pilot, starring Frank Welker, Casey Kasem, Don Messick, Stefanianna Christopherson, Nicole Jaffe, Nick Palatas, Haley Kiyoko, Kate Melton, & Robbie Amell.

We cover everything we can fit into this mega 50th anniversary retrospective from the oldest episode to the newest direct-to-video movie and currently airing series, action figures, comics, the history of the various shows, and our memories, thoughts, and enjoyment of it all.

On a personal note, this episode has a lot of great bits and jokes in it, with more that we wish we could have packed in, but we want to send a special thank you to @theJSarge for allowing us to share the spectacular cover of the WAY Theme he did in April 2018.

Much love and respect, rock star.

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TNB Commentaries 039: The Big Lebowski

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For our 39th Commentary, we take an acid flash back to 1998 for this cult classic starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, and Sam Elliott, am I wrong!?

Doom is dropping nuggets of trivia, Fitz gets triggered and later bewildered, and then he finds out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass as he dives in deep and learns the ways of The Dude in this calmer than you ep of quirky fun.

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TNB Commentaries 038: Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 Final Theatrical One Sheet Movie PosterPlease turn off your cellphones and join us at the recently relaunched Stark International Expo in Flushing, Queens where her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing sce…

wait, no, this is a movie, sorry… For our 38th Commentary, we suit up and fly all the way back to 2010 for this jam packed flick starring Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, & Gwenyth Paltrow.

We dive in to the commentary in near record time, debate whether or not this movie is too packed full in preparation for Avengers, study the finer points of power steering, and get grossed out by clubbed finger nails in shithole work shops in this long, fast, and fun ep of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of!

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