TNB Commentaries 042: Halloween

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For our 42nd Commentary, we knife nail our way back to a cupboard wall in 1978 for this intense John Carpenter classic starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, & P.J. Soles.

This go round the fellas are dropping mad trivia and factoids as they dub a sick MC, ponder knife lengths, Doom gets annoying (shocker), Fitz gushes with love for the flick, a Pimp Spot happens, they point out continuity errors, and so much more in this curiously timed commentary you won’t want to miss!

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TNB Commentaries 041: Army Of Darkness

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For our 41st Commentary, we travel back to the wild days of 1992 for this iconic flick starring The Nerd Blitz Commentaries All Star Bruce Campbell, along with Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert, Ian Abercrombie, and Ted Raimi, with a surprise cameo from Bridget Fonda.

We discuss a porn star and her tangential tie to this movie, the similarly between Stripper names and My Little Pony names, which Darth Sidious is in the movie, our enjoyment of Arthurian Legend, and much more as we document good ol Fitty man’s very first viewing of this classic flick.

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TNB Commentaries 040: Scooby-Doo 50th Anniversary Special!

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For our 40th Commentary, we head back to 2009 & 1969 to discuss the 1st appearances of the Mystery Inc. gang with a TV Movie and pilot, starring Frank Welker, Casey Kasem, Don Messick, Stefanianna Christopherson, Nicole Jaffe, Nick Palatas, Haley Kiyoko, Kate Melton, & Robbie Amell.

We cover everything we can fit into this mega 50th anniversary retrospective from the oldest episode to the newest direct-to-video movie and currently airing series, action figures, comics, the history of the various shows, and our memories, thoughts, and enjoyment of it all.

On a personal note, this episode has a lot of great bits and jokes in it, with more that we wish we could have packed in, but we want to send a special thank you to @theJSarge for allowing us to share the spectacular cover of the WAY Theme he did in April 2018.

Much love and respect, rock star.

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TNB Commentaries 039: The Big Lebowski

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For our 39th Commentary, we take an acid flash back to 1998 for this cult classic starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, and Sam Elliott, am I wrong!?

Doom is dropping nuggets of trivia, Fitz gets triggered and later bewildered, and then he finds out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass as he dives in deep and learns the ways of The Dude in this calmer than you ep of quirky fun.

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TNB Commentaries 038: Iron Man 2

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wait, no, this is a movie, sorry… For our 38th Commentary, we suit up and fly all the way back to 2010 for this jam packed flick starring Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, & Gwenyth Paltrow.

We dive in to the commentary in near record time, debate whether or not this movie is too packed full in preparation for Avengers, study the finer points of power steering, and get grossed out by clubbed finger nails in shithole work shops in this long, fast, and fun ep of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of!

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TNB Commentaries 037: Mallrats

-9137301402048970825Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the greatest monument to consumerism this pitiful world has ever had the pleasure of knowing…THE FUCKIN’ MALL!

For our 37th Commentary, we take a trip back to 1995 for this flick starring Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, and featuring a brilliant cameo appearance from the legendary Stan Lee.

We watch what is arguably Kevin Smith’s best movie and bullshit in the way that only we know how to, so pop some corn and tell your friends to listen as well, gang, cause we hope you all see that goddamn sailboat!

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TNB Commentaries 036: Revenge Of The Sith

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For our 36th Commentary, we make the jump to hyperspace…or, rather, 2005 for this fantastic flick starring Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, & Ian McDiarmid.

In this rollicking ep of war filled star talkin’, Fitz calls Doom a psycho and is, for once, TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED, then they also jibba jabba about the movie and the dark history one of them has with it, so…let’s have fun gang?

 

 

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