Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass

rise of skywalkerIn this episode, the circle is now complete as the fellas head out on the road again cause they’re gonna see a Star War GONNA SEE A STAR WAR together for the fifth time ever in this jumbo sized, extra special, reaction filled, three in one, .5 episode!

In this mega sized Star Wars Special we cover our reactions to Season One of the hit series The Mandalorian, try to understand why folks don’t seem to understand the concepts of building tension or slow burn character based storytelling.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker has unfolded and, due to some super wonky time traveling shenanigans, you’ll hear BOTH of our first reactions in one episode for the first time ever…we think…so strap in for one hell of a ride as your favorite unknown podcasters are back with a vengeance!

URL: Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass
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Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person

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In this episode, she’s back so try not to get self-conscious as we welcome @gigiamk30
back to the table and we get so hardcore nerdy that it’s actually kind of embarrassing for everybody involved.

This time out the gate, we’re all over the map, galaxy, and universe as we go far far into the future with a Doom Star Trek update, Fitz lightly touches on some Warhammer, a story is told of belching at dinner, and even more weirdness than you can shake a stick at.

If you’re looking for dead kid updates, time travel, and other talk of similar levels of odd and inappropriateness, you’ve come to the right place cause The Nerd Blitz has all that and more, so strap in, gang!

URL: Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person
Direct Download: tnb090.mp3

Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies

mandoIn this episode, BIG BAD MONDO MEGA MANDO ***SPOILER ALERT*** as we are diving in deep on the pilot episode of the Disney+ original series Star Wars The Mandalorian and all that comes with the gloriousness that it was.

Once again, ***SPOILERS*** abound as we give our reactions to the first episode of the first live action Star Wars series and give theories and speculation on what we just witnessed and where it can possibly go from here, and remember just what science does to mini human people!

Fitz get brain breaked as Doom is slinging shit like a caged monkey to try and figure out where this series can go, and the theories range from obviously logical to ridiculous and mind melting so strap in for a wild ride as we earn the title of nerd in this extra special .5 ep of your favorite podcast.

URL: Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies
Direct Download: tnb089_5.mp3

Episode 089: Ghost Boner

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In this episode, things are gettin’ spooky as the fellas celebrate Halloween with a special guest in an allegedly haunted house filled with death cards, creepy family connections, and other spooky happenings.

We hear a tale of drunken ghost sightings as Doom gets ganged up on, neighbors be creepin’, possums are gross as shit, Fitz finds a treasure trove of old goodies in a dead man’s attic, they dissect the religious iconography that appears in porn, and somebody whips out a Ouija board and shit goes down.

Doom and our special guest @gigiamk30
talk about seeing IT: Chapter 2 while Fitz gives the perspective of the book, shit gets derailed by a slimy wad of snot and an argument, and then pop culture references fly like an eagle in that they are coming in both fast & furious in this latest episode of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of.

URL: Episode 089: Ghost Boner
Direct Download: tnb089.mp3

Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers

IMG_20191016_194730.jpgIn this episode, things are gettin’…strange as Doom is in an off mood and asking weird questions of a man who’s just hoping to win the lottery or get a lunch, depending on who you go around askin’.

The fellas are talking Picard and busting up a few flying rumors about the next show, before Fitz regales the dumber and darker one with tales of old people he spotted across a room and the return of grandma walkin’ tacos from his recent con trip.

Doom pats them on the back about that whole Sony/Disney business (that has since been resolved again), a mega star reaches for Fitz’s crank, and some wacky bastard hits 3 cons in one weekend to shill his wacky wares in this…odd episode of The Most Consistent Podcast You’ve Never Heard Of!

URL: Episode 088: Zombie Cucumbers
Direct Download: tnb088.mp3

Episode 087: Dildo Bat

774f541f-8cf3-42c5-a2ad-75f7457e44bb.jpegIn this episode, we’re talkin’ about people what talk all fucked up and say words not the way you’re aposta be sayin’ ’em and such, for instance: toilet, wash, forty, Illinois, Arkansas, and Gravois.

Fitz brings a groundbreaking Pimp Spot from his kidhood to gush over, that leads them to talk about a terrible movie that had semi-decent parts, Doom has a very message for the audience (don’t tell Fitz) and then they talk about some fun comic bookery and comic strippery!

Then Doom starts telling stories he probably should have saved for a long series of Joke Corners, but Fitz touched a nerve and he couldn’t help but spill his guts, so here there be tales of fire, tree branches, sucker punchin’, ass whoopin’s, and more before good ol Fitz talks about the return of a detectiving Icon.

URL: Episode 087: Dildo Bat
Direct Download: tnb087.mp3

Episode 086: Oh Let’s Don’t

20190728_123258.jpgIn this episode, we’re strokin’ out while gettin’ grossed out, at least one of us, and trying to figure out just where exactly that fishy smell is coming from.

Fitz eats a random alien spawn that almost caused a projectile vomiting incident, then he finds a stash of bufferin, and he goes to FroYo, as Doom figures out that he hates something…shocking, we know!

Pimp Spots happen, famous people catch dead AND IT’S NOT FITZ’S FAULT THIS TIME, then a recent Marvel movie gets reviewed before we run down what’s coming in Phase 4 and more in this fast and fun ep of the only podcast featuring us and 70+ years of combined failure!

URL: Episode 086: Oh Let’s Don’t
Direct Download: tnb086.mp3