Episode 040: Off The Rails 4 – I Cradle Those Crusty Nuts

tom-petty-heartbreakers-you-got-lucky-official-music-videoIn this episode, slap on your seat belts cause the fellers are taking the circuitous route this time.

They open with some Futurama jibber-jabbering that somehow morphs into Star Trek, then they get their 1st listener submitted Joke Corner, before settling into the shows most popular topic, DEATH!!!

Playboys, Musicians, & Comedians, the bodies be droppin’ all around us while we explore the seedy side of con art, streaming services, and some Scooby news!

Get your asses in your seats, this train is leaving the station, gang!

URL: Episode 040: Off The Rails 4 – I Cradle Those Crusty Nuts
Direct Download: tnb040.mp3

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Episode 039: Like a Make-A-Wish Kid

NBIn this episode, NO JOKE CORNER, NO PIMP SPOT, this time Doom has tales to tell!

Much like those furry footed midgets in those movies, Doom went on a journey!

He tells Fitz all about how he came to procure those special intros you’ve heard in these last 2 eps, and then he spends the ep regaling you all with tales of drunken elves, idiotic book sellers, and parties out the whazoo before he comes to an unexpected realization.

Sit back and enjoy the ride in this very special episode of The Nerd Blitz!

And pick up a shirt featuring the badass “Knights Of NerdBlitz-Dom” design by @LookingForEight! Knights Of Nerdblitz-Dom Shirt

URL: Episode 039: Like a Make-A-Wish Kid
Direct Download: tnb039.mp3

Episode 038: Genitals Colon

20170825_153750In this episode, the show opens with a special bit of business that we’ll talk about next episode!

After the theme song, the fellas crank up the crassness and make stomach pain inducing jokes to avoid crying, tomatoes get plopped into eyebones, and the Lord of the Fitz hits up a convention!

And if that isn’t enough, they also give full reviews of that Batman & Harley Quinn movie they 1st started babbling about an episode ago.

All that and a breaking Star Wars Episode IX story in this jam packed episode!

URL: Episode 038: Genitals Colon
Direct Download: tnb038.mp3

Episode 037: This Bitch Got Caught On Fire

danshambleIn this episode, the fellas spend 40 minutes trying to get into the body of the show and then not doing their final segment.

Fitz starts off with a bombshell half review of a brand spankin’ new Batman movie, then Doom tells a tale of near Fourth of July catastrophe in Joke Corner while teasing potential future Joke corners.

Doom finally drops a Pimp Spot that’s been a long time coming when he finally plugs the Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. series from Kevin J. Anderson…and he even admits that he’s obsessed, which is a good 1st step.

All of that and so much more in this jumbo sized ep of The Nerd Blitz! Don’t miss it!
 

URL: Episode 037: This Bitch Got Caught On Fire
Direct Download: tnb037.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/Refs4BKkyjQ

Episode 036: She Looked A Lot Different in 1952

elvis_sept_9_1974_karate_7thIn this episode, the fellas, once again, are all over the map, but with that sweet comic twist.

They start off with their opening banter about Fitz taking a trip to the comic shop for nearly a half hour, then Joke Corner brings about some near gunplay. Fitz pimps a little known comic too.

Legends of animation die and retire, somebody can’t find a Doctor to stuff their finger up the bum, and then they get super personal…like TMI to the max, man!

Then they finally get around to that Ep 8 BTS vid from D23, plus so damn much more.

Get ready for fun times!

URL: Episode 036: She Looked A Lot Different In 1952
Direct Download: tnb036.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/7ZFBJkb-UO4

Episode 035: Zeus Spunked On Some Clay

wonder-woman-1680x1050-gal-gadot-hd-4k-2017-2361In this episode, the fellas dive deep into some comic bookery again, this time with extremely mixed reactions.

They start out talking about Fitz’s kill count climbing ever higher then, too boost their mood, the pimp @HolidazeComics (as teased in 33.5) before reviewing some movies!

Train wrecks, The Great War gets Wonderfully Womanly, and some sweet comic flow gets ruined by a bloated comic crossover in fΩ€k this s#!t.

All that and more than you can shake a stick at in this sexified new Ep of The Nerd Blitz.

 

URL: Episode 035: Zeus Spunked On Some Clay
Direct Download: tnb035.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/m7CZlcbX5go

Episode 034: The Over Eager Creeper

DIG012514_1._SX312_QL80_TTD_In this episode, the fellas get ‘atingly and go all up into some Spider-Man talk!

Doom nearly crashes and burns with a Joke Corner story but drunkenly saves it at the last minute from total ruin, then Fitz killed an old lady by proxy of her legendary husband, before the talk PPTSS-M and Bluish Gold X-Men.

Oh yeah, Doom’s computer was acting all derpy again and they lost a good chunk of the show, but when it comes back they’re in the middle of some Kraven’s Last Hunt talk.

Doom blew that Ryan Reynolds movie Buried in the process.

Anyway, I’m rambling, enjoy the show!

Spoilers! Spoilers suck!

URL: Episode 034: The Over Eager Creeper!
Direct Download: tnb034.mp3
YouTube: https://youtu.be/hr3gbgVuUwg