Episode 065: Trust Me, I’m Turgid

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In this episode, the boys are back and they done brought their bitch sticks and brag bags to talk about some Archie goodness and badness.

After some hardcore angry nerd speculation, Fitz talks about what he did for Halloween, which leads to Doom telling a tale of winning money being a nerd.

Movie and TV traditions are upheld, more con stories are told, and then Doom teases next week’s big ep of The Nerd Blitz Book Club featuring his interview with world-renowned author Kevin J. Anderson!

All that and so much more in this lightening fast ep of The Nerd Blitz with Doom & Fitz, the most consistant podcast that you’ve never heard of.

URL: Episode 065: Trust Me, I’m Turgid
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Episode 064: Like A Make-A-Wish Kid 2: Gas Powered Dildo

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In this episode, the Con talk continues as Doom recounts his recent trek to Cave Con in Springfield, Mo. to see some Monkeys what done comed from Space.

Fitz gets to sit back and relax as Doom talks about meeting and getting intro bumps from Impractical Joker & Kentucky Colonel Brian “Q” Quinn and Comic Book Man & Steve-Dave who Tells ‘Em Bryan “Pops” Johnson.

Also, we debut our 1st ever ***exclusive*** interviews with Comic Book Artist Lorenzo Lizana and Comic Book Man & host of I Sell Comics Ming Chen!

Cool people were met, great fun was had, shoutouts abound and an OBL was nearly poached, so strap in and enjoy this fun ride through the adventure that was Cave Con 2018!

Special thanks to @gigiamk30 for making this possible.

URL: Episode 064: Like A Make-A-Wish Kid 2: Gas Powered Dildo
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Episode 063: Doom, You Ignorant Slut

9780525619376In this episode, the boys are back and saying sounds about stuff you may enjoy hearing sounds said about!

Fitz has more Con stories, Doom has a double Pimp Spot and a follow-up on a previous Pimp Spot, then shit gets sober as an Icon gets eulogized and a Twitter joke gets explained.

Balls get broke, Star Wars books get talked about, the requisite Shamble mention happens, and references come too fast and too furious for anybody of sound mind to keep up.

Enjoy it, and see ya back here next week, gang!

 

URL: Episode 063: Doom, You Ignorant Slut
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Episode 062: You Can Suckle At My Left Nut

In thi20180825_183555s episode, after last episode’s abrupt ending and a few days off, the fellas are back to finish talking about Fitz’s trip to Wizard World Chicago!

We start with an intro from Colonel Brian “Q” Quinn (story coming in ep 64), then dive back in head first to the seedy underbelly of paying for sketches, Star Wars artists being charming shitbags, and gay pirate recruitment.

The best stores to get blown in are debated, more Foley details get revealed, less taco stories surface, Indiana Jones is beautiful, and somebody has an attitude problem all in this snappy ep of your favorite unknown dillhole show, so enjoy and tell your friends!

URL: Episode 062: You Can Suckle At My Left Nut
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Episode 061: Awwwww COME ON!

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In this episode, the fellas are back getting slapped in the face and kicked in the nuts by real life in this short but fun episode.

Fitz tells his portly partner a proud parable of professional pugilists and procurement of signatures and such at a gathering of pop-culture celebration and fun.

Jokes are told, balls are busted, laughs are had, and revelations are made in this episode that is brought to a stunning conclusion in record time, so buckle up for the ride and enjoy!

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Episode 060: That’s What My Grandpa Used To Call Me

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In this episode, the fellas are being all energetic and what not as they start off talkin’ about drive-ins and blowjobs.

Doofy Doomy is all aquiver cause Dan Shamble is a step closer to reaching screens, Lewis & Clark find a whore, and Mr. Fity man gets new spectacles for his peeper parts!

Doom reviews a movie he saw, Fitz goes to a con and reviews a movie he saw, then the fellas get some fire DP going in a tiny box in duh foocher!

Buckle up and enjoy the ride as they done bout ta start talkin’ some fun shit, alright now…bye!

URL: Episode 060: That’s What My Grandpa Used To Call Me
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Episode 059: You’d Be a Pincushion In Prison

1 0ycyUQqtYvWDFrUJlaYUCwIn this episode, the fellas are getting a wee bit hot button this time as they touch on the whole GotG Vol.3 situation and lay the pipe for their own Disney firings 10 years down the line.

DITKO, DEAD!

…also leads to a discussion on credits and creators, Doom finally watched Luke Cage and tells ya what he thought of it while making a connection Fitz hadn’t, and Fitz won’t watch the Fantastic Beasts 2 trailer even though Doom wants him too.

Fitz saw Black Panther, then he tells Doom some Walking Dead news, they kinda sorta go all over the place, tease what’s coming next ep, then sign off

…and proceed to keep on fuckin’ yappin’… Enjoy!

URL: Episode 059: You’d Be a Pincushion In Prison
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