Episode 093: Just Put The Mask On And Shut Up

The_Bella_Twins_WrestleMania_31In this episode, the fellers begin to settle into the new reality of this world gone mad filled with personal upheaval and global sickness as they record their very first episode of 2020 and, boy howdy, is it a snazzy humdinger of an episode!

We start off discussing our various coping mechanisms as Fitz starts fondling little men made of plastic and reviving a long dormant segment about it, then he reveals an earth shattering discovery from the depths of his kidhood that warms the cockles of his adulthood.

Doom tries talking about Star Trek, but gets sidetracked bitching about the WWE Hall Of Fame, which leads to him bitching about a bunch of other Wrestling stuff, and then they ask YOU, the long suffering listeners, for your opinion on the future of The Nerd Blitz, so listen up and tell your friends!

URL: Episode 093: Just Put The Mask On And Shut Up
Direct Download: tnb093.mp3

Episode 092: 1ACX01, BABY, 1ACX01!

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In this episode, the fellers start by getting super dark and then slap on their deerstalkers and do some investimagationing in the most hardcore and nerdy way you can possibly imagine…like, seriously, they vigorously shake up the can and spray a thick layer of pussy repellent all over themselves!

As we do some intense time traveling, Fitz delivers a basement update that will leave you…mildly disturbed, Doom talks about a dead old lady and teases reading letters that illuminate an old Doom family battle, and then there’s hookers!

A old segment is officially given a title and an intro bump as Doom casts a Dan Shamble TV Show, and then they watch the first trailer for SCOOB! and do the deepest of deep dive investigative reports as they follow up on the production code story from last September’s Scooby-Doo 50th anniversary commentary, and then so much more, so strap in for what may be our nerdiest ep yet!

URL: Episode 092: 1ACX01, BABY, 1ACX01!
Direct Download: tnb092.mp3

Episode 091: Fitz’s Big Meat

5dbd718e1181e.imageIn this episode, the shit is about to hit the fan as one of them is in one hell of a mood…and oh boy, does it show in a big bad way, man, so buckle the funk up!

A Pimp Spot turns into pondering superhero kinky sexy times, hostility of the worst kind, Fitz gets blind sided by a surprise topic, has the biggest meat of his life, and Doom gets to the bottom of the big mystery behind The Cowboys.

We class up this joint by talking about live music in person vs live music that’s recorded, Doom proves yet again that he is the master subtly, then they rail against places that buy shit CAUSE THEY FUCKIN’ SUCK!

*slowly breathes*
…annnywhhhhooooooooo…enjoy the show…

URL: Episode 091: Fitz’s Big Meat
Direct Download: tnb091.mp3

Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass

rise of skywalkerIn this episode, the circle is now complete as the fellas head out on the road again cause they’re gonna see a Star War GONNA SEE A STAR WAR together for the fifth time ever in this jumbo sized, extra special, reaction filled, three in one, .5 episode!

In this mega sized Star Wars Special we cover our reactions to Season One of the hit series The Mandalorian, try to understand why folks don’t seem to understand the concepts of building tension or slow burn character based storytelling.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker has unfolded and, due to some super wonky time traveling shenanigans, you’ll hear BOTH of our first reactions in one episode for the first time ever…we think…so strap in for one hell of a ride as your favorite unknown podcasters are back with a vengeance!

URL: Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass
Direct Download: tnb090_5.mp3

Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person

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In this episode, she’s back so try not to get self-conscious as we welcome @gigiamk30
back to the table and we get so hardcore nerdy that it’s actually kind of embarrassing for everybody involved.

This time out the gate, we’re all over the map, galaxy, and universe as we go far far into the future with a Doom Star Trek update, Fitz lightly touches on some Warhammer, a story is told of belching at dinner, and even more weirdness than you can shake a stick at.

If you’re looking for dead kid updates, time travel, and other talk of similar levels of odd and inappropriateness, you’ve come to the right place cause The Nerd Blitz has all that and more, so strap in, gang!

URL: Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person
Direct Download: tnb090.mp3

Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies

mandoIn this episode, BIG BAD MONDO MEGA MANDO ***SPOILER ALERT*** as we are diving in deep on the pilot episode of the Disney+ original series Star Wars The Mandalorian and all that comes with the gloriousness that it was.

Once again, ***SPOILERS*** abound as we give our reactions to the first episode of the first live action Star Wars series and give theories and speculation on what we just witnessed and where it can possibly go from here, and remember just what science does to mini human people!

Fitz get brain breaked as Doom is slinging shit like a caged monkey to try and figure out where this series can go, and the theories range from obviously logical to ridiculous and mind melting so strap in for a wild ride as we earn the title of nerd in this extra special .5 ep of your favorite podcast.

URL: Episode 089.5: Science Eats Babies
Direct Download: tnb089_5.mp3

Episode 089: Ghost Boner

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In this episode, things are gettin’ spooky as the fellas celebrate Halloween with a special guest in an allegedly haunted house filled with death cards, creepy family connections, and other spooky happenings.

We hear a tale of drunken ghost sightings as Doom gets ganged up on, neighbors be creepin’, possums are gross as shit, Fitz finds a treasure trove of old goodies in a dead man’s attic, they dissect the religious iconography that appears in porn, and somebody whips out a Ouija board and shit goes down.

Doom and our special guest @gigiamk30
talk about seeing IT: Chapter 2 while Fitz gives the perspective of the book, shit gets derailed by a slimy wad of snot and an argument, and then pop culture references fly like an eagle in that they are coming in both fast & furious in this latest episode of the most consistent podcast you’ve never heard of.

URL: Episode 089: Ghost Boner
Direct Download: tnb089.mp3