Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass

rise of skywalkerIn this episode, the circle is now complete as the fellas head out on the road again cause they’re gonna see a Star War GONNA SEE A STAR WAR together for the fifth time ever in this jumbo sized, extra special, reaction filled, three in one, .5 episode!

In this mega sized Star Wars Special we cover our reactions to Season One of the hit series The Mandalorian, try to understand why folks don’t seem to understand the concepts of building tension or slow burn character based storytelling.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker has unfolded and, due to some super wonky time traveling shenanigans, you’ll hear BOTH of our first reactions in one episode for the first time ever…we think…so strap in for one hell of a ride as your favorite unknown podcasters are back with a vengeance!

URL: Episode 090.5: Double Butter Ass
Direct Download: tnb090_5.mp3

TNB Book Club 6.04: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 4

511NAV28TQLWelcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

In this 4th episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street.

This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Curious Case Of Miss Violet Stone & The Adventure Of The Antiquarian’s Niece which were written by Poppy Z. Brite and David Ferguson & Barbara Hambly respectively.

So find yourself a copy of this gathering of stories and read along with us cause the game is afoot as the darkest of clouds settles in over the world of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and things get spooky at 221B Baker Street, gang.

Also, a special thank you goes to @gigiamk30
for making this entire 6th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club possible.

URL: TNB Book Club 6.04: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 4
Direct Download: tnbbc006004.mp3

TNB Commentaries 044: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

wonka-poster-681x1024Please turn off your cellphones and get ready to open a billion chocolate bars in the search for something you deserve more than anybody else because your dickhead grandpa said so!

For our 44th Commentary, we get a golden ticket and head back to 1971 for this flick starring Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Peter Ostrum, a bunch of asshole kids, and slave labor chocolate mixers & makers.

In our final commentary of 2019 we discuss how creepy and deranged Wonka is, the artsy fartsy nature of an actor, and James Bond for some hard to follow reason, so get ready for all of the craziness you’ve come to expect and more, gang!

URL: TNB Commentaries 044: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Direct Download: tnbc-044-willy-wonka.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019

 

Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Wars,
And all through the house,
Everyone was clearly on edge,
Due to Ep 9 from the mouse.

The internet was ready,
To have its knickers in a twist,
After 2 years of bitching,
They were primed to be pissed.

They whined about Force Awakens,
Screaming and running for mace!
Rian Johnson made Last Jedi,
And they spit in his face!

Rogue One got to slide by,
They did not bitch very much.
Solo wasn’t nearly as lucky,
They cried worse and such.

“My childhood, you raped it!” They sure loved to scream.
All the while not realizing they had turned into a meme.

The dark side was winning,
This seemed perfectly clear.
No one knew how to fix it,
We’d hear whining all next year.

But all had forgotten a most spectacular fact…
Come February of next year,
The Clone Wars is back!

Trust in Dave Filoni,
Use The Mando as proof!
That truth alone should have you through the roof.

And so The Rise of Skywalker has come now,
But please do keep this in mind,
Many folks are sure to love it,
So don’t act like the middle of a great big behind.

Now as our tale nears its end,
There’s something I must say.
Don’t be a cunt tomorrow,
No spoilers on opening day!

Love it or hate it,
This you can’t do.
You must act like Jedi,
Not akin to poodoo.

TNB Book Club 6.03: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 3

511NAV28TQLWelcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

In this 3rd episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street.

This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Weeping Masks & Art In The Blood which were written by James Lowder & Brian Stableford respectively.

So find yourself a copy of this gathering of stories and read along with us as the game is afoot when a dark cloud settles over the world of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and things get spooky at 221B Baker Street, gang.

Also, a special thank you goes to @gigiamk30
for making this 6th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club possible.

URL: TNB Book Club 6.03: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 3
Direct Download: tnbbc006003.mp3

Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person

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In this episode, she’s back so try not to get self-conscious as we welcome @gigiamk30
back to the table and we get so hardcore nerdy that it’s actually kind of embarrassing for everybody involved.

This time out the gate, we’re all over the map, galaxy, and universe as we go far far into the future with a Doom Star Trek update, Fitz lightly touches on some Warhammer, a story is told of belching at dinner, and even more weirdness than you can shake a stick at.

If you’re looking for dead kid updates, time travel, and other talk of similar levels of odd and inappropriateness, you’ve come to the right place cause The Nerd Blitz has all that and more, so strap in, gang!

URL: Episode 090: It’s Even Worse In Person
Direct Download: tnb090.mp3

TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian

conanPlease turn off your cellphones and grab your sword and maybe some nice sandals as we head back to a time when those things were the hottest accessories under the sun and prepare for all the fun!

For our 43rd Commentary, we take a wheel of pain montage back to 1982 for this epic flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, and Max Von Sydow.

The fellas are testing their onomatopoeia skills as Fitz remembers his grandpa vastly differently than the rest of the family, Doom learns he has a shit ton of kids, they make an ass load of references, one of them gets abandoned by a reeeeeaaaaaal cocksucker, and the other might be ascared of the kraken.

 

 

URL: TNB Commentaries 043: Conan The Barbarian
Direct Download:tnbc-043-conan-the-barbarian.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019