Episode 093: Just Put The Mask On And Shut Up

The_Bella_Twins_WrestleMania_31In this episode, the fellers begin to settle into the new reality of this world gone mad filled with personal upheaval and global sickness as they record their very first episode of 2020 and, boy howdy, is it a snazzy humdinger of an episode!

We start off discussing our various coping mechanisms as Fitz starts fondling little men made of plastic and reviving a long dormant segment about it, then he reveals an earth shattering discovery from the depths of his kidhood that warms the cockles of his adulthood.

Doom tries talking about Star Trek, but gets sidetracked bitching about the WWE Hall Of Fame, which leads to him bitching about a bunch of other Wrestling stuff, and then they ask YOU, the long suffering listeners, for your opinion on the future of The Nerd Blitz, so listen up and tell your friends!

URL: Episode 093: Just Put The Mask On And Shut Up
Direct Download: tnb093.mp3

TNB Commentaries 045: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

templeofdoomPlease turn off your cellphones and get ready to crack that whip, give the past the slip, step on a crack, break your momma’s back, cause some big bad problems are sure as hell about to come along in this action packed, exciting, and adventurous tale for the ages!

For our 45th Commentary, we travel back to within a sankara stones throw of 1984 for the second installment in this iconic franchise starring Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Jonathan Ke Quan, & Amrish Puri in a trip to the deep jungles and dangerous mines of India.

We talk the latest developments in the world of Indiana Jones, for better or worse, why Silent Night sucks asshole ball juice, Billy Joel, why one of us may not like this movie as much as the other, and generational gaps, all while technologically failing to start the damn movie, so buckle up for another typical Nerd Blitz Commentarial ride!

URL: TNB Commentaries 045: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Direct Download: tnbc-045-temple-of-doom.mp3

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2019

Episode 092: 1ACX01, BABY, 1ACX01!

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In this episode, the fellers start by getting super dark and then slap on their deerstalkers and do some investimagationing in the most hardcore and nerdy way you can possibly imagine…like, seriously, they vigorously shake up the can and spray a thick layer of pussy repellent all over themselves!

As we do some intense time traveling, Fitz delivers a basement update that will leave you…mildly disturbed, Doom talks about a dead old lady and teases reading letters that illuminate an old Doom family battle, and then there’s hookers!

A old segment is officially given a title and an intro bump as Doom casts a Dan Shamble TV Show, and then they watch the first trailer for SCOOB! and do the deepest of deep dive investigative reports as they follow up on the production code story from last September’s Scooby-Doo 50th anniversary commentary, and then so much more, so strap in for what may be our nerdiest ep yet!

URL: Episode 092: 1ACX01, BABY, 1ACX01!
Direct Download: tnb092.mp3

TNB Book Club 6.06: Shadows Over Baker Street Part 6

511NAV28TQLWelcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

In this 6th episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street.

This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Horror Of The Many Faces & The Adventure Of The Arab’s Manuscript which were written by Tim Lebbon & Michael Reaves respectively.

So find yourself a copy of this gathering of stories and read along with us cause the game is most certainly afoot as the darkest of dark clouds settles in over the world of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and things get spooky at 221B Baker Street, gang.

Also, a special thank you goes to @gigiamk30
for making this entire 6th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club possible.

URL: TNB Book Club 6.06: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 6
Direct Download: tnbbc006006.mp3

TNB Book Club 6.05: Shadows Over Baker Street Part 5

511NAV28TQLWelcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

In this 5th episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street.

This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Mystery Of The Worm & The Mystery Of The Hanged Man’s Puzzle which were written by John Pelan & Paul Fincj
respectively.

So find yourself a copy of this gathering of stories and read along with us cause the game is afoot as the darkest of clouds settles in over the world of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and things get spooky at 221B Baker Street, gang.

Also, a special thank you goes to @gigiamk30
for making this entire 6th series of The Nerd Blitz Book Club possible.

URL: TNB Book Club 6.05: Shadows Over Baker Street pt 5
Direct Download: tnbbc006005.mp3

Episode 091: Fitz’s Big Meat

5dbd718e1181e.imageIn this episode, the shit is about to hit the fan as one of them is in one hell of a mood…and oh boy, does it show in a big bad way, man, so buckle the funk up!

A Pimp Spot turns into pondering superhero kinky sexy times, hostility of the worst kind, Fitz gets blind sided by a surprise topic, has the biggest meat of his life, and Doom gets to the bottom of the big mystery behind The Cowboys.

We class up this joint by talking about live music in person vs live music that’s recorded, Doom proves yet again that he is the master subtly, then they rail against places that buy shit CAUSE THEY FUCKIN’ SUCK!

*slowly breathes*
…annnywhhhhooooooooo…enjoy the show…

URL: Episode 091: Fitz’s Big Meat
Direct Download: tnb091.mp3

Podcast Status Update

Hey guys, just wanted to post a quick message to let you all know what’s been going on and why the pod has kind of dried up recently.

I’m not going to get into specifics but my family is going through some really scary shit at the moment, on top of losing a close family member on Christmas Day. Needless to say the last 2 months have been probably the worst 2 months of my entire life, and there’s no sign of it getting better any time soon. In fact things will likely get worse before they get better.

So, if you’re wondering why content has been inconsistent recently, it’s because my heart and mind have not been in it. I’m having a difficult time managing all this and so I’ve had to take a break from recording for awhile. Doom has been very supportive and understanding even though I know not putting out new content really sucks for him.

My hope is that in the next month or two we will be able to adjust to our new normal and maybe then I will be able to get my head back in the game. But until then we will put out content as often as possible, but our consistency will not be the best.

We do have a few episodes in the can from before all this shit started, so we will be cutting those and releasing them as time permits and recording new stuff when I can.

Thanks for understanding

Fitz