TNB Commentaries 032: Flash Gordon (B-Movie March!)

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For our 32nd Commentary, B-Movie March continues with this rocket cycled classic from 1980 that stars Sam J. Jones, Melody Anderson, Max Von Sydow, Brian Blessed, and Timothy Dalton.

Fitz tells a tale of childhood betrayal as Doom flies off the handle like a deranged shit flinging gorilla, frozen ballcicles happen, the movie is discovered to be incredibly filthy, and references fly like fools in this commentary full of miniatures!

 

URL: TNB Commentaries 032: Flash Gordon (B-Movie March!)
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Episode 074: Cartoon Maroons Vol 2 – The One With The Bike Shop

05fc538fad2a33093fbb9984bc2ea36cIn this episode, the fellas are taking a trip back to the bike shop and making bold claims while also clarifying shocking statements from recently past episodes.

Fitz starts off talking about comics and just who exactly happens to be the perfect specimen of a man, while Doom gets creepy and connects EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING TO SCOOBY!

Then we take a deep dive into our cartoon lists and talk robuts, scary war, animals, them titty shows, all kinds of the animes, and Mr. T rolling around with some kids in a van in a jam packed ep of goodness.

 

URL: Episode 074: Cartoon Maroons Vol 2 – The One With The Bike Shop
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TNB Commentaries 031: Bubba Ho-Tep (B-Movie March!)

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For our 31st Commentary, let’s get decadent, baby, as we continue the global phenomenon known as B-Movie March by watching this 2002 cult classic starring Bruce Campbell, Ozzie Davis, & Ella Joyce. Doom defends Circuit City from Fitz’s malicious attacks, Fitz acts like a fuckin’ douche about the very idea of B-Movie March, Doom’s just a cunt, and then a goodie goodie good good that’s more hours than dollars is discussed, so grab your walker and let’s get to saving the world!

URL: TNB Commentaries 031: Bubba Ho-Tep (B-Movie March!)
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TNB Commentaries 030: Scooby-Doo And The Curse Of The 13th Ghost (B-Movie March!)

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Please turn off your cellphones and pile into the Mystery Machine again as we kick off our returning & rescheduled annual celebration of low budgets and cheese in B-Movie March!

For our 30th Commentary, we go back 1 month in 2019 to start celebrating 50 years of the gang with this flick starring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard, Kate Micucci, & Maurice LaMarche.

We invite a very special guest in as we address the change in our line up for our yearly Commentaries event, FORTY-ONE POINT EIGHT, discuss expectations are met, and learn a new insult in this fun and groovy new Commentary.

URL: TNB Commentaries 030: Scooby-Doo And The Curse Of The 13th Ghost (B-Movie March!)
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Episode 073: Chicken Chunks

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In this episode, the fellas say goodbye to Santa Claus…about 8 years after he caught a big bad batch of the death as a hero!

The name of the game is wrasslin’ this time out the gate, gang, as we follow up on the Macho Madness that was the creamer video and the much hyped over the top manhandling segment.

We also follow up on the long over due cancellation of a pile of turds, the final season of Ash Vs Evil Dead, and get to some sweet sweet comics talk. You best stay through the thank you’s and whoring cause the show that features 70+ years of combined failure sprinkled in some extra shit, baby.

URL: Episode 073: Chicken Chunks
Direct Download: tnb073.mp3

TNB Commentaries 029: My Cousin Vinny

lfPlease turn off your cellphones and come along as we head way down south, just across the boarder to hunt a sweet, harmless, leaf eatin’, doe eyed little deer.

For our 29th commentary, we head all the way back to 1992 for some legal drama starring Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei, Ralph Macchio, & the greatly underrated Fred Gwynne.

We talk about the proposed sequel movie and why it DIDN’T happen, the sequel that DID happen, praise some high caliber acting, gush about a childhood love of Britcoms, and fall in love all over again with a classic of 90’s cinema.

Also, in our wrap up, we tease the rescheduled return of the greatest event in the history of man and Podcasting: B-MOVIE MARCH!!!

So don’t miss a minute, gang, as The Nerd Blitz Commentaries prepares to climb to new heights…and sink to depths uncharted?

URL: TNB Commentaries 029: My Cousin Vinny
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Episode 072: Fitz’s Muddy Whale

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In this episode, the fellas are back with stunning resolutions to shocking cliffhangers…kinda…and also, diorama building commences!

Fitz has a muddy whale as he tells tales of selling bits of a cross and a bat in some twisted sort of boss ass ape crazed con game with a taxi guy or two.

Then Doom FINALLY gets to talk about some good ol’ Burn Notice as he runs down the ENTIRE SIXTH SEASON, and that’s just the first 40 minutes or so of the show, so strap in for an action packed episode of your favorite nobodies.

URL: Episode 072: Fitz’s Muddy Whale
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